i wish there was a machine that could record your thoughts when you’re high and put them in video form for you to watch later.
Some things that happen while listening to Beyoncé:
*wanders through a forest covered in thick fog while Ghost/Haunted plays*
*twerks viciously and struts down the runway while Yoncé/Partition plays*
*has the most insane orgasm ever while Rocket plays*
*claims the throne and inherits the palace and riches while Mine plays*
*burns down the patriarchy while ***Flawless plays*
*cries silently while Blue plays*
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes.
nominated for quote of the year